On Monday, March 22, in my course, Forms of Literature – the gateway to the English Major – I was scheduled to teach Virginia Woolf’s Three Guineas. Those who know the slim volume know what a unique text it is – a polemical, novelistic essay, an unforgettable manifesto from an age of sinewy manifestos, one of the most influential credos of feminism and pacifism are known to humanity. Part of the reason why I like to introduce this text to first-year students is to show them the impossible fluidity of literary forms, which they learn from Plato’s Symposium and Jamaica Kincaid’s A Small Place no less than Woolf’s startling celebration of narrative rhetoric and effective reason. But the text invariably crashes into a western literary curriculum densely populated by men, not only as one possessing the searing voice of a powerful woman but also with its promise to feminize – and in effect, humanize – a deeply militarized, violently nationalistic masculine public sphere caught in the throes of Nazi Europe.?